Tagged: #c #pun

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via albinoduck)

Tagged: #l

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via zackisontumblr)

Tagged: #c #drake and josh
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Tagged: #STOP #CUTE #v
Tagged: #c #lemony snicket
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

(Source: changotx, via unclefather)

Tagged: #STOP #l

unit03:

chicknths

(Source: theskeetman, via coolator)

Tagged: #c

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via pagingme)

Tagged: #fr