shadesilverwing:

“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

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drarna:

we deserve the expect we think we love

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vveirdal:

vveirdal:

Apparently my friend went on stage at a Macklemore show wearing his workaholics bear coat

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

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blackromney:

xn—lowtax:

other girls

me

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.

macaronrainbow:

tatermo:

I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me

(via fartgallery)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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dwight-you-ignorant-slut:

the last episode of the office is tomorrow

• let me reiterate
• the last episode of the office is tomorrow
• tomorrow will be the last time you sit down on your couch on a thursday night and watch the opening sequence
• tomorrow will be the last characterizations of our favorite characters we’ll…

The Declaration of Independence said that we would govern ourselves and Great Britain could go suck it.

(Source: swan--dive, via timejustfloating)