Tagged: #c


spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via lasagnababy)

Tagged: #c #beyonce


beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Tagged: #lol #c


Me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*

(via coolator)

Tagged: #c #spongebob


you know what we say

the only people who don’t like eating ass have never tasted one


(via ruinedchildhood)

Tagged: #c #potc #Yeah


"pirates of the caribbean 5 sets a 2017 release date!"


[rolls eyes]

[marks calendar] 

(via kitigrl123)

Tagged: #c


Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via xoxogossipdave)

Tagged: #c


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf, via unclefather)

Tagged: #stop #pun #hp #c


The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.

(Source: punkrockremus, via albinoduck)

Tagged: #c #pun



how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(Source: tooruoikawa, via albinoduck)

Tagged: #c #drake and josh
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans