You know what bothered me about Goblet of Fire? Why didn’t Barty Crouch Jr. just make Harry’s pants a portkey? Harry wakes up, puts on his pants, boom, series over, Voldy wins.
You dropped the ball, Barty. You dropped the quaffle.
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears
he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying
headcanon where james continually called sirius “barking mad” and sirius responded with “am not, dear” and it was the funniest thing ever