THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$
when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better
Imagine your favorite character running up behind you and picking you up, spinning you around, and then setting you back down with your head against their chest and their chin resting on your head. Before you can ask them what’s got them in such a good mood today, they whisper,
"I just realized that I’m in love with you, and it feels fantastic."
Bruce from finding nemo
youre gonna miss me by my walk
youre gonna miss me by my
youre gonna miss me when im gone
now i know what true power feels like