sciencethebear:

this kid just rebutted himself

So I was looking up this picture on google

Because I was showing it to someone and I remembered it was from tumblr 

AND LOOK AT THE SECOND PICTURE RESULT 

Dad: Yes, it starts with an I. No no, I as in Frank.
Me: Hey ma, how do you say "right" in Tamil?
Mom: *Indian accent* Correct.
Tagged: #story

November 4th, 2012

Pesto sauce, basil leaves, cilantro, and mozzarella cheese. 

Guys. 

I have found my perfect pizza. 

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Tagged: #uhm #story

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Tagged: #story #ap world

My sister says that 6th graders now have to do DBQs and she’s complaining that she has to do three per year. 
 

Biochem
Mrs. Phillips: Guys, listen, whatever we're doing here toda-
Guy in the stock room: OOOOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD
Mrs. Phillips: ... is apparently not as fun as what they're doing over there.

After all this time

I had no idea that Captain Teague 
 
was Captain Jack Sparrow’s father
father
YEAH
FATHER
HOW IN THE 
 
HOW DID I NOT

WHA-

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